• spanish and italian:So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
  • french:haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
  • german:LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
  • english:*shooting up in the bathroom*
  • gaelic:the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
  • polish:here have all of these consonants have fun
  • japanese:subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
  • welsh:sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
  • chinese:here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
  • arabic:so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
  • latin:here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
  • sign language:If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
  • russian:idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
  • Greek:so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit
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meladoodle:

Hey, no offense but do you want to hold hands?

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27482:

i think about this video almost every day

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futuregroupie:

a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online

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fatgirlopinions:

men love “fat asses” and big titties but act like those things commonly exist naturally on thin women and they “don’t count” when accompanied by a jiggly belly and thick thighs
lol ok

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regenderate:

hiram-mcdaniels-for-mayor:

jaclcfrost:

let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?

Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too

and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?

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kimono—dragon:

i love marching band i love the people in marching band i love how happy i am because of marching band i just love marching band

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thor-n-cap:

youarewortheverything:

serration:

constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go get it”

seriously though. 

how about a mix of the two “if its meant to be, its up to me”

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